<>PIGGY:
A common household swine, with an appetite for fun - even if it means slaughtering clowns. Because let's admit it. Clowns are the secret to world domination. Serious fun...

<>FUDGE:
A...er...relative(?) of Piggy trademarked with a bow. Fudge stands as Piggy's lackey and is severely mistreated. After all: mistreating Fudge is fun.

<>BEN:
Ben is a die-hard prankster. So die-hard in fact, that his superpower is ghostly. Quite. His alto ego of Ghost Ben(?) allows him the powers of invisibility, flight, and possession, and a seat in the superhero league known as Super Sfa.

<>IAN:
He likes to think he's smarter than everyone else. In fact, he can be super annoying at times. But that's not his power. Instead, he made rocket shoes and matter gloves, so he can fly and make anything he wants. Oh, and he's in the Super Sfa.

I'm tired and need sleep. I'll finish this later.